Thursday 11 October 2012

Collective Puck Dropping


It’s October 11, 2012. The NHL’s 2012-13 regular season was supposed to start today. Instead, the league’s 30 arenas are dark and fans are taking their money and allegiances elsewhere.

Me? I’m just as happy to watch NBA games, especially those involving the Toronto Raptors, LA Lakers and Chicago Bulls. Big-time basketball is the definition of athleticism, strength and hand-eye coordination.

Plus, I will head down to the my local arena and catch a minor league game. For about a tenth of what I’d have to pay to see a hyped-up laser show and smoke machine laden NHL contest. Are WHL games one tenth as entertaining or do they feature just a tenth the speed and skill of what the NHL features? Of course not.

As for the NHL shutdown, the point that has only been coherently explained in the last two weeks is this: the profitable teams (lets say there are about 14) and ultra-profitable teams (about 5) refuse to fully subsidize Bettman's raft of weak franchises (at least 10.) They've basically said, "if your operations are losing money hand over foot, too bad. We’re doing just fine and see no reason to prop you up."

The real solution that none of these irrational idiots will even consider is contraction and relocation. The NHL might be able to survive and prosper with about 24 teams. Toronto is ripe for a second club. Quebec City, Hamilton and Seattle make far more sense than Phoenix, Dallas, Tampa Bay, Florida and Columbus ever did.

I was down in Tampa Bay a couple of years ago when Vinny Lecalvalier was making $10-million a season, and 4 tickets, food, drinks and parking cost about $60. The math didn't work then and even with league revenue growth and richer TV contracts, it still doesn't in the majority of cities where Bettman & Co. have decided to set up shop. Never will. No matter how long that team stays in central Florida, the sport itself will remain niche.

Even though most of us (including the players themselves) know that NHL-level players are paid far too much for what they actually do, it's not their fault that the NHL, under Bettman, has decided to enter regions that just won't support hockey. I mean, a sane business model would locate franchises where there's a base and tradition. Even some major Europe cities would be better bets than Florida.

NHL team owners are a rich, egomaniacal, narcissistic lot, who will charge the highest the market can stand. Hey, thats business. That's capitalism. In Toronto, forking out $300 for an authentic Maple Leafs jersey or $600 for a Maple Leafs leather jacket happens everyday. Not so much in Tampa Bay or Miami or Dallas.

Still, for Bettman (at the behest of a handful of profitable and influential teams) to try to repair all his (their) mistakes in one fell swoop is shear lunacy. But then again, it's how tyrants and oligarchs have always run their affairs. 

One solution the rich teams might embrace would be to copy English Football, in which a set number of positions are set aside for a 'Premier' Division (say 16), two teams are relegated each year to the division below (First Division) and two are elevated. Second Division (AHL) and Third Division (ECHL) teams would be in the same boat. Top two elevated, bottom two relegated. 

So, for example, the Winnipeg Jets might start a season in the Premier Division, but drop to the wrung below because of poor performance. As a First Division participant the next year, fans would get to see all new teams with the hope and aspiration of getting back to the top step on the ladder. It seems to have worked out well in the UK and Europe, why not North America and the NHL?

Yes, I know that is unlikely to happen. NHL brass can only focus on one thing at a time, and right now it's saving themselves by breaking their most important staffers, the players. 

So here’s to B-ball and the first regular season NBA tipoff.

Wednesday 3 October 2012

Irrational


My cerebral exercise in futility is beginning to rear its unattractive noggin once again, as the never-ending U-S election season nears its climax. 


In a clear effort to debunk all the 'peace' chatter from President Barrack Obama and others, the U-S military industrial complex is ramping up disinformation and outright fictional scenarios to promote the lucrative business of conflict. Yes, war (who would have guessed) is hugely profitable for the business community. Iran has been conveniently chosen to play the part of evildoer that is a threat to world peace and the survival of freedom and liberty everywhere.

For about four years now we have been inundated with warnings that Iran's theocracy is on a suicide mission; that it will gladly martyr perhaps hundreds of millions of people, just to prove to the world that the Zionists who run Israel should be destroyed. 

This is laughable. It's as if Hollywood cartoons are the template for U-S foreign policy. 

Yet serious and otherwise intelligent people offer the argument that it would be the worst thing ever for Iran to have nuclear weaponry. Israeli Prime Minister Benyamin Netanyahu's feverish rhetoric, during the home stretch of the U-S presidential campaign, that the world (read U-S-A) must draw a 'red line' in the sand is only inflaming an already burning region of the world and feeding the ravenous military-industrial monster.

This brings us to a little bit of recent history and the arguments that real western statesmen have made - that 'containment' is better than war; that 'containment' or 'deterrence' helps prevent war; that rational governments avoid war.

The Soviet Union held off western attempts to inflict democracy on its empire by developing a massive, sophisticated nuclear arsenal. One atomic bomb can kill tens of thousands of people and raze a large area in a flash. The USSR built 4,000 to 6,000 nuclear bombs and placed them in strategic regions of its sprawling sphere of influence and domination. The Soviet's rush to militarism might have seemed insane and dangerous at the time, but it was perfectly rational. It was a clear defense mechanism that did it's job. No nation ever launched a nuclear attack on the USSR and it, being mostly rational, never did either. 

Still, the pro-war lobby is drowning out those pragmatic historians who know that if two nations have the capability to destroy one another, chances are there will be a productive, non-military relationship, if not actual peace. 

From all I've read (much of it between the lines) Iran just wants to be left alone. It has not started a war, despite some threatening rhetoric from one or two of its politicians. It has been invaded, by neighbouring Iraq and its U-S-armed leader Saddam Hussein. More than a million Iranians were killed in the 8-year conflict. 

So there's absolutely no evidence that Iran has imperialist ambitions to swallow up its neighbours. Influence? Certainly. It is large and a key nation in a volatile region, but it also a student of history and, thus, realizes that expansionist, military aggression is bound to fail (see Hitler and the Third Reich.). Thus, there's really nothing to 'contain', as in the U-S hawks' clarion call that 'Iran must be contained'.  

Containment was the watch-word of western allies in dealing with the Soviet Union and communism. It was a much better option than launching a military, or even nuclear, strike. Eventually the weight of its own ineffectiveness crushed the Soviet system.

Deterrence is a different story, even though I would argue that it's also the wrong term to use regarding Iran. And deterrence works both ways.

Who's to say that Iran could be developing a nuclear arsenal to 'deter' Israel and others with nuclear weaponry from attacking it? In fact, if Teheran is building atomic weapons (the Ayatollahs say they are not, that it is anti-Islamic) it would make potential warmongering invaders think twice.

As Bill Keller asked in a recent New York Times article, "If the U.S. arsenal deterred the Soviet Union for decades of cold war and now keeps North Korea’s nukes in their silos, if India and Pakistan have kept each other in a nuclear stalemate, why would Iran not be similarly deterred by the certainty that using nuclear weapons would bring a hellish reprisal?"

My point, precisely. The west might wish that Iran's government was a western-style democracy, not a theocracy, but they the Ayatollahs are rational. Those robed and bearded Mullahs may rail against Zionism, but not Jews. In fact, Iranian Jews are represented in the multi-party system that comprises Iran's parliament.

Even one of the U-S's least rational Republicans, Senator Lindsey Graham, defeated his own pro-war mentality when he let slip that, "They (Iran's leaders) have two goals: one, regime survival. The best way for the regime surviving, in their mind, is having a nuclear weapon, because when you have a nuclear weapon, nobody attacks you."

Same can be said the Israel's Zionists. They went nuclear, just in case. Senator Graham added Iran's theocracy would also like to influence neighbours and trading partners. He is quoted as saying "people listen to you" when you have a nuclear weapon. Good point. 

Point taken, in fact, by no less than the U-S, Russia, China, France, the U-K, India, Pakistan, North Korea and Israel. 

A nuclear-armed Iran could actually stabilize the region and allow its many nations to sit down and work out there differences, similarities and common needs. It would certainly make potential invaders reconsider. Yes, the rich Saudi theocratic dictators might use such an Iranian acquisition as an excuse to do the same. But guess who would benefit? The west's military industrial complex. An excellent business opportunity.

If Israel's nuclear stockpiled protects it from hostilities, why is Iran any different?

Also, ask yourself this (amid the torrent of sabre-rattling by U-S and Israeli hawks) - would Iran's leaders gladly murder millions of Palestinians in a nuclear holocaust, assure its own destruction and most certainly propel the world into war?

I don't think so.

The ultimate irony here is that the U-S sabre-rattlers are mostly members of the National Rifle Association, which argues that the more guns, the merrier. That if you are armed, you are safer. If your household contains armaments and you have the inalienable right to kill burglars, the bad guys would probably leave your house alone. Apparently that premise is faulty on a world scale.

One other quick thought (which will likely be the subject of a future blog) - how warm and cozy would the United States feel if, say, Iran invaded a neighbouring country (Mexico) and occupied it for a decade? A little threatened, perhaps?